Presidentin' is Hard

Presidentin' is hard like math.

But now, both have been made easy!

With the National Budget Simulation you can figure out how to balance the budget yourself! Don't like federal education spending? Gone! Think the rich get all the tax breaks? Tax the hell out of them! Sick of all the poor people sucking up welfare cash? Put 'em all on the streets. It's all just that simple.

And when you're finished you get a handy report showing much you've raised or lowered the federal budget which you can then forward on to your do-nothing congressperson with a Post-It note that says, "See, I can figure it out. What's your problem, jerkweed?"

Then you get put on the "Persons of Interest" list and can never fly again. So you should probably disregard that last sentence.