Won't someone please think of the penguin children!

This just in: Gay penguin marriage threatens straight penguin traditional marriage.

And please, don't let them be parents.

You may have heard by now that Silo, one half of the allegedly homosexual penguin couple at New York's Central Park Zoo of Roy and Silo, has left Roy for a young female named Scrappy. This is not a hoax. The New York Post broke the story on September 16 in an article titled, "Chilly Willies."


Before reporting this to you, I wanted to make sure the story was true. Sure enough, Fox News confirmed it, although Newsweek and The New York Times had yet to weigh in.

Obviously, the penguin was successful in his "Love Won Out" session.