*A POWERLIBERAL EXCLUSIVE*

Over at Clever Peasantry, Mr. Sponge considers the possibility that it's not the information that tap-happy Bush is protecting, but instead the technology used to gather that information.

If that's the case, I can put this entire story to rest now. Here, on an exclusive basis, I will reveal to everyone the secret spying technology used by the administration to root out terrorists from those who have been nice:

"Screw coal, Osama's getting hot lead for Christmas."