Is the Strib really hard up for editorials or are they slyly mocking their conservative readers? Those are the only two reasons I can come up with for their decision to run an editorial by Jonah Goldberg this morning. I could give it a serious once-over, but that would be "serious" than Jonah's original writing. Therefore, I think Jonah gets the snark.
Shorter Jonah Goldberg.
Where to begin...where to begin...how about:
Liberals shouldn't attack the president's spying program because they don't really have all the details. But lacking all the details won't stop me from defending it!
or
In a perfect world, the president would obey the law. But this isn't so he doesn't have to.
or
People like big numbers, it's why they play the lottery. So, in a way, the people that got spied on won the lottery.
ugh. Note to the Strib. If you're so hard up for editorials, I'll write one for you. Drop me a line at the email address in my profile. I'll have it for you by tomorrow. Will it be better than Jonah's tripe? Can't guarantee, but I can guarantee it won't be any worse.
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