10 Worst Bloggers in Minnesota, 2006

Everyone and their mothers are making 10 lists as some sort of New Years homework assignment. Well, I'm cranky tonight, I have a headache, and I've been spending so much time on the other site that we're down to about 6 visitors a day. So since no one will ever see it, here's my list of 10 worst bloggers in Minnesota. This list is the work of me alone and not smartie, unless you are on the list and coming for payback in which case he wrote the whole damn thing.

10. That dude who wrote "Blog For Bell." He was just as long-winded as Norwegianity but without any of the fun profanity. He sucked.

9. Anyone who writes for Anti-Strib. I wish whoever is turning on the computer for you would stop it already.

8. Trillin. Remember him? "Hey, they're coming after me so I'm giving up blogging. No wait, I'm back. No, I'm gone again. No, wait, I'm doing a blog with Brodkorb."

7. Whoever was DFL Governor, for making me think Trillin came back again.

6.Republican Minnesota. And, if you are who I think you are, I want to drop you down to #2.

5.New Patriots. You jerks barely post and it's uterly sporadic. Yet you've still got 10 times my traffic. Jerks.

4. Carnivore. You're new and you annoy me. Get over it. It's just a gun.

3. Katherine Kersten, but I blame the Star Tribune more than I blame her. I would like to point out that less than 2 years after she started working for the paper the owners decided to sell it. You do the math.

2. David Strom. Do you really need two blogs? You're already on the radio too much. And yes, my hand is broken and I can't change the dial, thank you very much.

1. Andy Aplikowski.